Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
Well, who wanted to drink milk? They just pulled the udder thingy and white stuff came out.
“JEREMY U LIL SHIT”
“BUT I DIDN’T DO NUTHIN’”
“DON’T U DARE PUT THAT IN YOUR- OH GOD SON”
“hmm calcium”
(Source: shadzu, via sleepingwith-thedoctor)
I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
OMFG
MY PEOPLE NEED ME
(Source: k1mkardashian, via trying-to-diffuse-the-tension)
No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them.
Thank you, you’re a lovely person!
YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA AND DOING IT.
(via drunkenwatson)
our prayers go with the victim’s family, and everyone be safe.
(Source: halfblood-khaleesi, via sayonara-kemosabes)
An early preview of Trou Normand.
iTS ALWAYS PEOPLE
(via winchest--hair)
doES ANYONE WANT A DRAWING
a doodle???
a little human based off their blog perhaps???
because i’m bored
anD HAVE NO INSPIRATION
so yeah
reblog or whatever and it’d be nice if you were following so your not some random bitch like gimme some art
okAY OKAY HOPEFULLY THIS DOESN’T GET OUT OF HAND
(via lord-allons-y)
#MindFuck lhh #longlivelaughter
so is anyone going to point out yet that there’s a whole fandom who can probably read this faster than any other average person reading it?
(via bowtiesandwormstaches)
Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)
oh my fuck
😂😂😂
😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂
Ohh my god 😂😂😂
I FUCKING LOST IT AT 2:37
(Source: nsfwhumor, via lord-allons-y)
Carry On My Wayward Son - Kansas
With violins.
You can’t deny this shit.
So this is what Superlock sounds like…
Play this song in my funeral I fucking beg you
…Guys… It’s called Carry on Wayward Son, not Carry on My Wayward Son….
I know it’s dumb when the lyrics are the other way, but…
(Source: hannibalhaswari, via carryonponds)
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